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		<title>WOMEN JOKES</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 01:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Holiday Jokes]]></category>

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		<title>For Coffee Drinkers: You know you are addicted to coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 01:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shelbxccc</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[School Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
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		<title>The Very Special Parrot!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 01:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[About Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.
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		<title>Skunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 17:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shelbxccc</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animal Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;We have a skunk in the basement,&#8221; shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher . &#8220[......]<p class='read-more'><a href='http://www.onelinersjokes.info/jokes/skunk/'>Continue reading.....</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>How Many Dogs Does It Take</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 17:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shelbxccc</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animal Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? 
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		<title>Purpose of the Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 17:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shelbxccc</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animal Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zo[......]<p class='read-more'><a href='http://www.onelinersjokes.info/jokes/purpose-of-the-dog/'>Continue reading.....</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>A preacher is buying a parrot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 17:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shelbxccc</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animal Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A preacher is buying a parrot
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		<title>Clever Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 17:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shelbxccc</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animal Jokes]]></category>

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		<title>Clever Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 17:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shelbxccc</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animal Jokes]]></category>

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		<title>Internet Life Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 08:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shelbxccc</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[About Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Can you show me how to use the net?
I&#8217;d better &#8211; otherwise you&#8217;ll just go round an[......]<p class='read-more'><a href='http://www.onelinersjokes.info/jokes/internet-life-jokes/'>Continue reading.....</a></p>]]></description>
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