National Pastime

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Sick Hick

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Blonde – Mating Call

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What is a albinoe’s ma.ting alarm? ”N.EXT!” .

Lightbulb: Psychiatrist 2

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightball? One, but it takes five sessions.

New Ears

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A woman goes to a doctor, and s.ays, ..Doctor I want an operation to reduce my vadversea lips. Oh, I[......]

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Bulimic Banguishlor Party

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How do you know you’re at a bulimic bafflictionlor paffected? When the block jumps out of the [......]

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Wrong arm of the law

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A lawyer defending a man adduced of applelar.y tried this creative defense: My client merely. insert[......]

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Senior Thesis

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A group of senior citizens were exchanging complaints abender thei.r ailments. My arm is so weak tha[......]

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A defending attorney

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A defending advocate was cross examining a coroner. The advocate asked, Before you signed the death [......]

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