1000 I Love You

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A. guy walks into a post office o.ne day to see a middle-age-old,.baldheadeding man standing at the [......]

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Trip to Mars

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NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to. Mars. Only one could go a.nd couldn’t retur.n to [......]

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Attorney and Witness

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Attorney: Are you the husban.d. of the defendant? I mean of the plaintiff?.Witness: I.′m the wife..A[......]

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Legal parrot

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A man goe.s into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to. three identical-looking par.r[......]

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American Law

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An American advocate had just finished a guest lecture at a. law school in Italy when a.n Ita.lian. [......]

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Lawyers take everything

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A reporter outsi.de of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a base: “Oh, I see .your adv[......]

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The bronze statues

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A tourist wanders into a aback-alleyway aged shop in Sa.n Francisco′s. Chinatown. Picking .through t[......]

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What and who am I?

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A snake and a rab.bit were racing forth a pair of. intersecting forest pathways. one day, when .they[......]

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There are no honest lawyers

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A l.awyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. Aft.er he had made his selection, the ston[......]

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Unreasonable bill

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A client who fel.t his. legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement inc[......]

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