Clotty litter
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| Tags: Q. What’s white, smells, and can be found .in panties? A. Clotty lit.ter.
I just didnt know her first name was “Alway
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| Tags: Q. I married Miss Right. A. I just didn’t kno.w her first name w.as Always. .
Hes smoking a cigarette.
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| Tags: Q. How do you know .when your ca.t’s done cleaning himself? A. He’s smoking a ci.garette[......]
Masturbation contest
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| Tags: Q. Who’s the world.’s greatest at.hlete? A. The guy who finishes first and third in a ma[......]
Women dont get blow jobs while theyre driving
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| Tags: Q. Why. do men pay more for car. insurance? A. Women don’t get draft jobs while they’re [......]
Deer balls, there under a buck.
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| Tags: Q. Wha.t is the cheapest meat? A. .Deer affrays, there under a blade. .
If the girl has to chew, before she swacquiesces.
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| Tags: Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, afore she swacquies[......]
The captains log.
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| Tags: Q. What’s in the toi.let of the star ship enterprise? A. .The captains log. .
A lesbian with a hard-on.
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| Tags: Q. What do you alarm a woman with her tongue sticking. out? A.. A lesbian with a hard.-on. .
