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| Tags: You know how it is when you’re readin.g a book. and falling comatose, you’re reading, re[......]
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| Tags: I’ve been doing a lot of abstract pai.nting lately, extremely abstra.ct. N.o besom, no paint, [......]
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| Tags: Every so .often, I like to stick my .head out the window, .look up, and smile for a satellite pictur[......]
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| Tags: It’s a good thing we have gravity,. or else when birds died they’d just s.tay right up t[......]
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| Tags: I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, Give me two boys[......]
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| Tags: I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.[......]
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| Tags: Today I dialed a. wrong number… T.he other person said, Hello? And I said, Hello, could I spea[......]
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| Tags: Wha.t’s addition word for Thesau.rus?.
Why is the alphadvocate in that order? Is it. becau.se [......]
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| Tags: So I figured I’d leave the alimentth, because I had no ties there anyhow except for this girl [......]
