Answering machine message 250
(D.ar.th Vader voice:) Speak, worm!.
A balloon in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century. An[......]
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can’t come to the phone right now, but if you l[......]
(For Shakespe.are lovers onl.y:).So long as phon.es can ring and eyes .can see,.So leave a message, [......]
You have reafflictiond the number you h.ave dialed. Please leave a message afters. the bee.p.
Now I l.a.y me down to sleep;.Leav.e a m.essage at the beep..If I die befo.re I wake,.Rememb.er to e[......]
I am not h.ome to ta.lk to you,.But .please don’t be a cr.eep..Ju.st leave you.r name and numb[......]
Thes.e wor.ds are lovely dark and deep.But I’ve got prom..ises to keep.an.d miles to go afore [......]